grntaire:

grntaire:

season 3 aziraphale taking crowley’s glasses off sweet passionate kiss in the rain BAM hard cut to them making out on every surface in the bookshop like it’s a shitty 2008 teen movie

“they wouldn’t have sex they’re not humans” aziraphale ate half an ox

orionsbelts:

animentality:

I work at a library in Missouri and I just want to make what’s going on a little more clear: minors won’t need permission every time they want to check out a book, but they do need to have a parent or guardian present when they register for a library card. those that currently have cards without parental permission will need to get their parent/guardian to provide a signature before they can check out any new books at my library, but I believe some others are giving them a bit of time before shutting down access

this also means that if you are a minor in Missouri with a library card your parents don’t know about, you may be getting a letter in the mail soon notifying them! if this is a problem you may need to try to intercept it. but you should contact your library if possible (or at least check around their website) to find out what they’re doing to accommodate this rule and how it will affect you

also if you want someone to send hate mail to, this rule comes directly from Secretary of State Jay Ashcroft. he is running for governor so if you live in Missouri and are able to, please vote so we don’t have to deal with that shit

yellenabelova:

Crowley according to Muriel

aivelin:

Surprise me, mr. British Magician

unamccormack:

sigynpenniman:

I know everyone says it’s best to just stick to “said” as a dialogue tag bc it disappears and that’s true and I mostly do but I want to take a moment for my all-time favorite dialogue tag, “lied.” Absolutely nothing hits like “‘I’m here to help,’ he lied.” NOTHING.

ABSOLUTELY one of my favourites.

blairwitchapologist:

danefonda:

me as a mom

i feel like it needs to be said that this is a quote from carly rae jepsen

azirafuck:

YO BUT that bitch aziraphale ran away before he could actually keep his promises and give the books to the musician and the magician!!!!! no more metas folks this is the only reason why he did what he did

thealogie:

✌🏽

ambientwitch:

ambientwitch:

Ideally the good omens kiss would go like this

Season 3 give it up for season 3

sylviii:

“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years